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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

The Ultimate Adult Board Game Guide

The Ultimate Adult Board Game Guide - Adult Only NSFW Party Games You NEED To Buy

It's no secret that Jesse and I love board games. You'll commonly find us crowded around our dining room table with friends on a Saturday night, laughing ourselves stupid over a ridiculous board game. 

And whilst we love a little bit of strategy, our favourite games are the cringe-worthy, hilariously inappropriate adult board games.... and I realised that we're not alone, because when we posted The Ultimate Board Game Guide last year, so many of you told me they're your favourites too. 

So I want to warn you, you do need a sense of humour for these games. They're almost all wildly inappropriate, but they're hilariously funny and a favourite of ours and our friends - and thus, I give you the Ultimate Adult Board Game Guide!

Here it is! >> 


Go Fish Yourself - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party
Go Fish Yourself

Buy it here! 

Inappropriate? Yep! This game is full of sexual innuendos.
What Do Our Friends Think? LOVE it! This is one we play almost every board game night.

You probably know how to play Go Fish, but this game turns Go Fish on it’s head and things get a little bit weird. Instead of trying to get all the pairs yourself, the aim of this game is to give pairs to everyone else. 

Why? Each pair comes with a crazy set of instructions. You may have to talk like a Pirate for the rest of the game, wear socks on your hand or hold your hands together at the wrists for the rest of the game. If you don’t successfully perform that task either for the round or for the rest of the game (depending on what colour that pair is), you’re out!

I dare you to keep a straight face when you’re asking your friends if they have a huge harpoon or a leaky bunghole as you try to speak in a pirate accent with a wallet balanced on your head.

This game is so silly but SO fun. We play it at every single board game night because everyone loves it.


Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Savage Choices - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Yes! There's language, straight up grossness and adult themes.
What Do Our Friends Think? They give it a giant thumbs up. This is one of those games that is best played with friends who have a seriously wicked sense of humour. I promise you won't be able to stop laughing!

Savage Choices is would you rather turned seriously weird. Instead of choosing just what you’d rather do, you’d choose who you’d rather be – creating a character using the card in your hand and trying to convince the judge to live their life as your character. You could be Santa Claus who has no arms and does heroin on Monday mornings or Hermione Granger who can only move using somersaults and screams racial slurs at babies.

Get each person to explain why they picked the card/who the character is to them and you'll be in stitches!

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不


What Do You Meme - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Of course. Keep it 17+ and probably don't play it with anyone who's really prim and proper. 
What Do Our Friends Think? YAAAASSSSS! 

Love Memes? What Do You Meme is the adult game where you create the memes. The rules are super simple. All you have to do is pair a card with a meme, trying to be the one chosen as the best meme of the round. In our games? The funnier (read: inappropriate) the meme, the more likely you’ll win. This definitely isn’t a kids game.

Laughter Rating: 不不不不

Pick Your Poison - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? The NSFW version is - but the regular version is family friendly!
What Do Our Friends Think? This one is a must play with most of our friends! 

We love this game so much, we have both versions. Pick Your Poison turns Would You Rather into the ultimate party game – and the NSFW edition turns it into a hilariously inappropriate game that will make you SERIOUSLY question your morals and choices.

In the regular version, you’ll be picking between things like clogging the toilet every time you poop outside your house and losing all of the pictures you’ve ever taken – and in the NSFW edition you’ll be choosing between things like putting your hand in a toaster and turning it on or peeing a little bit every time someone says your name (and let’s just say… those were the tamest cards I could find to use as an example).


Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Joking Hazard - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? You betcha! Let's just say, you DON'T want to play this unless you have a sense of humour or you'll probably be wildly offended.
What Do Our Friends Think? LOVE it. The more twisted you are, the more you'll love it.

In Joking Hazard, you become the cartoonist... only... the cartoons you're creating definitely WOULDN'T be shown in the Sunday papers. Players compete to choose the best cards to complete the comic strip - and things get SERIOUSLY weird. There's poop, nudity, obscenities and all things offensive in this card game from Cyanide and Happiness.

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Monster Rejects - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Yes, yes, yes and more yes... but there is a tamer version for 8 year olds and up called Monster Misfits.
What Do Our Friends Think? Easy and fun - a total win!

Hobos, crackheads, corrupt political leaders and some of history's most horrible individuals battle out as players compete to be the last player standing! This game is super simple to understand and play, almost like UNO. Games will be either really short or really long, depending on the strategy each player applies.

Laughter Rating: 不不不

Open Wide Grandma - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Do you even need to ask that?!
What Do Our Friends Think? HILARIOUS. Insert tears of laughter here.

You've probably seen the Watch Ya Mouth game (Ellen is a big fan and plays it with celebrities on her show all the time) where you grab a mouthguard, pop it in your mouth and try to say a sentence in the hopes that the other players might be able to understand what you're saying.

Open Wide Grandma has the same gameplay, only the cards are seriously inappropriate. Your friends will be questioning if they REALLY heard that because surely that's just way too wrong. 

Our tip? Buy extra mouthguards on eBay or Amazon for cheap - you'll need them... and no one wants to wash out gross drool covered mouth guards, haha!

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

What's Your Number - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? There's a regular version that's totally tame - but the NSFW version is SO much funnier!
What Do Our Friends Think? So fun! Best played with friends you really know.

In What's Your Number, you and your friends reveal exactly what you REALLY think about certain situations. One player secretly chooses their "number" for the round and all others try to guess what their number is. Your number is how you rate it on a scale of 0-100 and the cards might be things like "Dating Your Sibling's Ex" "Being High in Front of Your Family" and "Starting a Sentence With I'm Not Racist, But...". We often twist the rules to make the game suit who we're playing with - making it even funnier.

Laughter Rating: 不不不

Drunk Stoned or Stupid- The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Yeppppppppp!
What Do Our Friends Think? Best played with friends you REALLY know. 

This is a game of "Who is Most Likely To" and you're totally going to call out your friends. This is best played with a big group of friends who really know each other (and people who have a sense of humour or you'll end up seriously offended) because you're going to be calling out who would "Risk their life for an epic selfie", "Use Daddy's credit card", "Has a resting bitch face" and so much more.

Laughter Rating: 不不不

You've Got Crabs - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Surprisingly, NO! This game can be played with the whole family but we've found adults like it best!
What Do Our Friends Think? A fun game that's easy to play.

You've Got Crabs isn't an inappropriate game, but it's a fun one! It's all about sea-cret signals and stealthy gameplay as you and your partner compete to get the most crabs by letting each other know through secret signals... if anyone else picks up your signal, your crabs are gone! 

Want to make it even funnier? Buy the expansion where there's a card where you have to wear GIANT imitation crab hands while it's in your hand.

Laughter Rating: 不不

You've Got Crabs - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Again, no! This is a family-friendly game - but we find it's best played with adults! Want to make it inappropriate? Get the NSFW expansion.
What Do Our Friends Think? LOVE it!

In Bears vs Babies, you're on a mission to make creepy monster creations with your cards as you outbuild the babies and other players. Your baby eating monsters can be anything from a handsome salmon wearing business attire and armed with crab claws and a wooden leg or a grizzly bear with a taco for a body and bat wings for arms.

We recommend getting the NSFW expansion to make it funnier - and it totally comes with bear-th control so the babies don't win IRL

Laughter Rating: 不不 

Shit Happens - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Uhhh, yes. I mean, you're going to be ranking things like finding a dead hooker in your bed and catching your parents having sex.
What Do Our Friends Think? This was a hit with even our non-board game loving friends.

In Shit Happens, you try to work out the rankings for some of life's most hideous moments. Each card has a "Misery Rating" from 1-100 and you've got to try and work out where your cards fit within the lineup.  You'll be questioning everything you've ever known as you try to fit each card into the lineup.

Laughter Rating: 不不不不  

Cards Against Humanity - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Yes, yes, yes and more yes.
What Do Our Friends Think? LOVED it. Doesn't everyone?!

Of course I had to include one of the most popular adult games in this lineup. Cards Against Humanity is the one game everyone always knows about - and for good reason. 
In this game, you compete against your friends to put together the most disturbing, funny or downright weird pairs of cards together to complete a sentence or situation.

There are also SO many expansion packs. Our picks? Any of the Holiday Packs (perfect for Christmas time!), 90's Nostalgia Pack and Geek Pack.

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Bucket of Doom - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Of course! 
What Do Our Friends Think? Hands down FAVOURITE. Play it with friends who are good at making ridiculous stories and it will be even funnier! The more creative you are, the better.

In Bucket of Doom, you're doing everything you can to escape death by choosing objects to get you out of what can often be a very sticky situation. 

When we play Bucket of Doom, we get every player to make up a story of just how they're going to escape death in this situation using their chosen object, trying to convince the judge that they need to be the winner. 

When you're the last person on the Titanic as it breaks in half and sinks below the icy waters, is it Lindsay Lohan's handbag, a mink fur coat or an angry beaver that saves you? The choice is yours - but you better explain it!

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Bubble Talk - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? No! This one is family friendly!
What Do Our Friends Think? A big fat YES!

In Bubble Talk, you're competing against friends to come up with the best captions for a crazy photo card. It could be a seriously awkward family photo, animals gone SERIOUSLY wild or something totally random.
Laughter Rating: 不不不

Stupid Deaths - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Nope, but I'd probably keep this one to teens and up because some of the deaths are pretty violent and/or crazy. 
What Do Our Friends Think? Yepppp! And you'll be totally shocked at the crazy ways some people have died.

In Stupid Death, you're in a race against the Grim Reaper as you try to work out if each stupid death really did or definitely did not happen. If you like epic fail videos, you'll probably love this game.

Laughter Rating: 不不不

That's What She Said - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Ohhh most certainly yes.
What Do Our Friends Think? A huge hit!

That's What She Said is a game of seriously twisted innuendos. You're competing against your friend with coming up with the funniest, weirdest and most inappropriate answers.

Laughter Rating: 不不不不不

Search History - The Best Adults Games and Board Games to Play at a Party

Inappropriate? Ohhh most certainly yes.
What Do Our Friends Think? A huge hit!

We actually started with the regular version of Search History but ended up buying the NSFW version because it was SO much funnier.

In Search History, you compete against your friends to fool the group. The judge for the round writes down the real search query on a slip of paper, whilst everyone else writes their own fake answers down on a slip of paper, passing them to the judge.

The judge reads out each of the slips of paper (including the real answer) and the remaining players have to vote on which they think is the real answer for the round. If you fool your friends, you get extra points and are one step closer to claiming the Search History title!

The original https://amzn.to/2Of8Nerfamily friendly Search History game which isn't so inappropriate is great too, but we found it was way too easy to work out the real answer as they were so specific. 

Laughter Rating: 不不不不


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